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Peak masculinity

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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

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      Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

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      Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! 🙂

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        OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

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          I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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          He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.

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            I think I saw him oblivion once.

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            You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?

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              Masculinity needs to make a comeback

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                It's Vinnie Jones!

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                  Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

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                  And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

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                    Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

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                    We're an early hominid from a certain point of view

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                      Odds are the original picture is from WWII.

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                      Or it's a tracksuit

                      One of the two

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                        Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

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                          You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

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                            Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

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                              Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

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                                Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

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                                Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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                                  Looks like a dishonoured thug

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                                    And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

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                                    Ears so big animals use it for shade

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                                      seizure warning

                                      I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

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                                        Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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                                        I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it lol

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                                          Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

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                                          That'd be hella interesting loool

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