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    Soccer, the least masculine sport

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    As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

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      Vinnie Jones?

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        Vinnie Jones on meth.

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        Came here to agree

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          He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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            He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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            And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Looks about right

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                Oh no

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                  This person looks deformed

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                    He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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                    He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

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                      He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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                      Yeah, this dude looks like he'd space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.

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                        Ears so big animals use it for shade

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                        I SAID
                        EARTHBENDING STYLE!!

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                          Why does it bug you? And what part of it does?

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                          Let's start with the part that makes people think this inbred Neanderthal is the ideal.

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                            Looks like Chad from them wojak meme cartoons.

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                              I wouldn't mess with that guy.

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                                In a row?

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                                  Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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                                  Become a Si Si?

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                                    As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

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                                    Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

                                    Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

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                                      I wouldn't mess with that guy.

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                                      yeah, leave the disabled alone /s

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                                        Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

                                        Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

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                                        My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn't burn his mouth ... Intelligence is also attractive.

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                                          My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn't burn his mouth ... Intelligence is also attractive.

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                                          And swings his feet while sitting in a chair

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