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ngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣

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    "My wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run."

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      The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon

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        “But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
        Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”

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          My tractor thinks she's sexy

          It really turns it on....

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            Ford is already working on it.

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              My tractor thinks she's sexy

              It really turns it on....

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              I mean who among us wouldn't fuck a tractor

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                Ford is already working on it.

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                Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!

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                  Ford is already working on it.

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                  https://suno.com/s/AAJF4kUcW1CRgWBu

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                    “But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
                    Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”

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                    Lalalalalalaaaaa

                    Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,

                    Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.

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                      My truck left me and my wife broke down

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                        Ford is already working on it.

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                        Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.

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                          My truck left me and my wife broke down

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                          I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown

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                            I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown

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                            But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid

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                              I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown

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                                Insert reject/approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.

                                Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford

                                Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles, so the oversized and overpriced incredibly wasteful pieces of shit we sell can be more easily reclaimed

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                                  Ford is already working on it.

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                                  this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.

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                                    I was down on my luck

                                    At the end of the day

                                    I watched your wheels roll away

                                    My cybertrick

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                                      With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.

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                                        "My truck wife and her truck nuts are gooooonnnne"

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                                          Self crashing cars
                                          There are no (and will not be) self driving cars.

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