ngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣
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My tractor thinks she's sexy
It really turns it on....
I mean who among us wouldn't fuck a tractor
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Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!
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“But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”Lalalalalalaaaaa
Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,
Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.
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My truck left me and my wife broke down
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Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.
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My truck left me and my wife broke down
wrote last edited by [email protected]I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown
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I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown
But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid
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I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown
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Insert reject/approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.
Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford
Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles, so the oversized and overpriced incredibly wasteful pieces of shit we sell can be more easily reclaimed
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this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.
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I was down on my luck
At the end of the day
I watched your wheels roll away
My cybertrick
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With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.
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"My truck wife and her truck nuts are gooooonnnne"
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Self crashing cars
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I'd assume there's some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.
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To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash
And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night
Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang
When all at once he saw his truck
Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful nightIt's light were all ablaze a sign apon it's hood
It's windows were cracked, and blood apon it's side
A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife
For he just lost, the love of his lifeYippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie!
Rogue truck on the roadHis face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears
He's cryin' hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck
Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM
For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laughA young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name
"If you want to save your shit from a wreck
Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate
Wait I think it's already in a ditch, across from Denny's"Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie
Rogue truck on the road
Rogue truck on the road
Rogue truck on the roadI just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.
