ngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣
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Self crashing cars
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I'd assume there's some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.
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To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash
And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night
Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang
When all at once he saw his truck
Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful nightIt's light were all ablaze a sign apon it's hood
It's windows were cracked, and blood apon it's side
A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife
For he just lost, the love of his lifeYippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie!
Rogue truck on the roadHis face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears
He's cryin' hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck
Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM
For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laughA young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name
"If you want to save your shit from a wreck
Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate
Wait I think it's already in a ditch, across from Denny's"Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie
Rogue truck on the road
Rogue truck on the road
Rogue truck on the roadI just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.
