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So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?

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    66.6 degrees CELSIUS

    simplejack@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    The vaccine made him European.

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    • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

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      relevant....... wait IS that a relevant username?

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      • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

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        No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

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        • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          The vaccine made him European.

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          But he looks so American...

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            No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

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            No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

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              Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!

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                With a mild side effect of death

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                For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse

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                • sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.comS [email protected]

                  No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

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                  No, that's a place where wine is made. You're probably thinking of Winnipeg.

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                    Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

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                      whew 😮‍💨 I've been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule

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                        But he looks so American...

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                        Maybe he’s Hungarian.

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                          No, that's a place where wine is made. You're probably thinking of Winnipeg.

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                          No, that's a Windows compatibility layer for Linux. You must be thinking of Winnie the Pooh.

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                            The vaccine made him European.

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                            brb going to get more vaccines

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                            • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Maybe he’s Hungarian.

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                              He’d have to be in order to maintain that body temperature

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                                they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.

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                                • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                                  No, that's a Windows compatibility layer for Linux. You must be thinking of Winnie the Pooh.

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                                  Winnie the Pooh.

                                  oh great now a bunch of mao-did-nothing-wrong types are going to flood in and call you a wracist. the word you're thinking of is wracism.

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