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So apparently the wifi can see my dick now?

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      That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

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        A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

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          A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

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          With a mild side effect of death

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            66.6 degrees CELSIUS

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              66.6 degrees CELSIUS

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              The vaccine made him European.

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                That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

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                relevant....... wait IS that a relevant username?

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                  That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

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                  No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

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                    The vaccine made him European.

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                    But he looks so American...

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                      No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

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                      No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

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                        Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!

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                          With a mild side effect of death

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                          For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse

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                            No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

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                            No, that's a place where wine is made. You're probably thinking of Winnipeg.

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                              Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

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                                Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

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                                whew 😮‍💨 I've been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule

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                                  But he looks so American...

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                                  Maybe he’s Hungarian.

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                                    No, that's a place where wine is made. You're probably thinking of Winnipeg.

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                                    No, that's a Windows compatibility layer for Linux. You must be thinking of Winnie the Pooh.

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                                      The vaccine made him European.

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                                      brb going to get more vaccines

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                                        Maybe he’s Hungarian.

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                                        He’d have to be in order to maintain that body temperature

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                                          they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.

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