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    Something something corellation, causation

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      Some people are shockingly stupid, even though I've spent my entire life finding out how stupid people can be.

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      I worked in retail for a decade, and have been in IT for past 12 years. Mostly help desk. Mostly medical.

      The advanced degrees these people have is astounding, but the lack of common sense is terrifying.

      Like, these people are cutting into other people to fix shit? They can't tie their own shoes, and the concept of a power button on a computer is too much.

      This is the same person. Hopefully he has retired or died by now, cause those were his only real choices at that age.

      Seriously, his assistant tied his shoes for him. She probably had advanced degrees of her own. And she had to tie an old man's shoes on the daily.

      Maybe there something to have such a laser focus like medicine specialties really does rob people of their common sense.

      Tie? Shoe? No, but that artery is about to retract or some shit.

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        US population: ~350M
        Japan population: ~125M

        Not even 3x as much.

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        #103

        You're not wrong. I'm just saying, if you want to make that point, you should compare per capita.

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          We dont need to improve the world, we just need to get you to say you to validate our taste in shitty fiction. That's more important.

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          #104

          Wait, wait, wait.

          Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

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            Never mind that, what does "07% per 100K" even mean? As far as I can tell that evaluates to 0.0000007 or 7 per 10 million

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            #105

            Assuming it's .07% and not 7% since the latter wouldn't make sense with their post, that would make it 70 out of 100,000.

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              Never mind that, what does "07% per 100K" even mean? As far as I can tell that evaluates to 0.0000007 or 7 per 10 million

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              a simple math says: 0.7/100*100 000 = 0.7 * 1 000 = 700
              so, 700 on 100k people

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                To be fair there is also the suicide rate.

                Also what the fuck were they expecting, Japan to be some Christian paradise?

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                They probably just saw Silence and think it's a result of the persecution of Christians back in the 1600s.

                To those prepared to reply with "but that's not what it is", I'm not saying it is.

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                  Now do again with suicide rates 🙂

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                    Also what the fuck were they expecting, Japan to be some Christian paradise?

                    Portugal has entered the chat

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                    Portugal would like to know Japan's location. And keep it a secret from other countries for years.

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                    • kokesh@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                      I guess not having many Jesus cult members helps

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                      MAGA exists over there, too.

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                        You mean doing the things their religion is supposed to?

                        How about we drop anonymous tips that random churches hide child molestation instead?

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                        I think any anonymous "tips" will result in pinning those crimes on non-white people, ICE deporting them, and then Trump claiming they got rid of criminal illegal immigrants despite it not being true.

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                          I worked in retail for a decade, and have been in IT for past 12 years. Mostly help desk. Mostly medical.

                          The advanced degrees these people have is astounding, but the lack of common sense is terrifying.

                          Like, these people are cutting into other people to fix shit? They can't tie their own shoes, and the concept of a power button on a computer is too much.

                          This is the same person. Hopefully he has retired or died by now, cause those were his only real choices at that age.

                          Seriously, his assistant tied his shoes for him. She probably had advanced degrees of her own. And she had to tie an old man's shoes on the daily.

                          Maybe there something to have such a laser focus like medicine specialties really does rob people of their common sense.

                          Tie? Shoe? No, but that artery is about to retract or some shit.

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                          I have the exact same experience. I explain health benefits to people for multiple different companies across the US. The number of airline pilots who see a 'forgot username or password?' button and just don't know what that means, or type their username in the password field and vice versa, even though they're clearly labeled, is insane.

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                            The Moonies are so wacky that calling them “Christian” is a stretch. Definitely not aligned with the Nicene creed, and I think once the founder/prophet claims some sort of divinity it’s better to refer to as Christian derived.

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                            You know what, fair enough.

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                              Some people are shockingly stupid, even though I've spent my entire life finding out how stupid people can be.

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                              Every day I am amazed. Carlin is proven more accurate day after day.

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                                I worked in retail for a decade, and have been in IT for past 12 years. Mostly help desk. Mostly medical.

                                The advanced degrees these people have is astounding, but the lack of common sense is terrifying.

                                Like, these people are cutting into other people to fix shit? They can't tie their own shoes, and the concept of a power button on a computer is too much.

                                This is the same person. Hopefully he has retired or died by now, cause those were his only real choices at that age.

                                Seriously, his assistant tied his shoes for him. She probably had advanced degrees of her own. And she had to tie an old man's shoes on the daily.

                                Maybe there something to have such a laser focus like medicine specialties really does rob people of their common sense.

                                Tie? Shoe? No, but that artery is about to retract or some shit.

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                                Maybe he had back arthritis or similar conditions? If he was an old surgeon I'm sure 8+ hours a day bent over wasn't kind to the core muscles and skeleton. As for intelligence, nobody is all knowing. Everyone has specialized knowledge, and few try to learn outside their interests. But yeah, learning basic pc skills is kinda important.

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                                  Wait, wait, wait.

                                  Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

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                                  Yeah that whole Lot plotline is pretty crazy.

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                                    To be fair there is also the suicide rate.

                                    Also what the fuck were they expecting, Japan to be some Christian paradise?

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                                    First time I've actually taken the time to look it up. People talk about Japans high suicide rate but apparently it's not that much higher than the United States? So less murder, more food availability and just a slightly higher suicide rate?

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                                      Never mind that, what does "07% per 100K" even mean? As far as I can tell that evaluates to 0.0000007 or 7 per 10 million

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                                      #118

                                      The "%" is unnecessary, yeah. I‘m guessing she meant "0.7 homicides per 100K citizens per Annum"

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                                      • dampcanary@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        a simple math says: 0.7/100*100 000 = 0.7 * 1 000 = 700
                                        so, 700 on 100k people

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                                        Thats not how order of operation works

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                                        • R [email protected]

                                          First time I've actually taken the time to look it up. People talk about Japans high suicide rate but apparently it's not that much higher than the United States? So less murder, more food availability and just a slightly higher suicide rate?

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                                          When people don't have murder, homeless, ramped theft, they need some boogie man metric for the crier to report on.

                                          And for Japan, the marginally higher suicide rate along with low population growth are it.

                                          Of course the low rate of Christianity as well.

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