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    Might as well take up drinking…

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      I'm getting dumber.

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        Congratulations! You are now in your LATE THIRTIES. You have unlocked the following attributes:

        • sleeping “wrong”
        • fatigue
        • interesting medical conditions
        • sore back
        • crushing sense of ennui
        • realization that you’re never going to get the social security you’ve paid into for your whole career
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          Might as well take up drinking…

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          Yeah 2,5 litres of water should be bare daily minimum intake. Start easy, and know that the frequent trips to the loo will slow down once your body has adjusted

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            Congratulations! You are now in your LATE THIRTIES. You have unlocked the following attributes:

            • sleeping “wrong”
            • fatigue
            • interesting medical conditions
            • sore back
            • crushing sense of ennui
            • realization that you’re never going to get the social security you’ve paid into for your whole career
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            Don’t forget the crushing realization that all your childhood dreams are dead!

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              If this is you, try drinking more water.

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                Drink water, eat healthy, and exercise this will likely go away in a few days to weeks of good habits.

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                  Yeah 2,5 litres of water should be bare daily minimum intake. Start easy, and know that the frequent trips to the loo will slow down once your body has adjusted

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                  It depends a lot on how physically active you are, but you don't need 2.5l in many cases like office jobs.

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                    I'm 44 and am really quite sick of having to be aware of drinking enough water.

                    Until just a few short years ago I could just crack on and not think about it. If my mouth was dry as Gandhi's flip flops, I'd have a drink, otherwise I wouldn't think about it.

                    Now I start to feel like shit, and can't figure out why, until I remember that i've only had a pint of water today and could probably stand to drink some more.

                    It's bullshit.

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                      Might as well going back/starting drinking at your age!

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                        Fuk me. You people are hillarious.
                        A huge chunk of my focus is on holding back the years. Exercise, diet, restraint. It aint easy, and I fail a lot. The humor here hits home.

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                          I'm getting dumber.

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                          god i feel this so much. like trying to push through mud to get thoughts to complete sometimes.

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                            Yeah 2,5 litres of water should be bare daily minimum intake. Start easy, and know that the frequent trips to the loo will slow down once your body has adjusted

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                            My chipmunk bladder would like to have a word with your claim that the trips slow down over time..

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                              Don’t forget the crushing realization that all your childhood dreams are dead!

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                              I think about this sometimes in the way that if I wanted to start a new career or do something different and I quickly realize im to old to do most things these days... all regular sports have been long gone. Other jobs requiring physical requirements are either over or near the end. I remember seeing the air traffic controller shortage, and they showed the requirements and I laughed and said we'll I couldn't even attempt this if I wanted to since they don't accept people over 31. Lots of options are just gone at this point, and it's sad and scary.

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                                Sleep apnea makes you feel hungover. Get checked.

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                                  It depends a lot on how physically active you are, but you don't need 2.5l in many cases like office jobs.

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                                  Correct - you could stay with the shitty feeling. You’d still survive

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                                    Sleep apnea makes you feel hungover. Get checked.

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                                    For me, it’s perimenopause, but good to know.

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                                      Might as well going back/starting drinking at your age!

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                                      I did the opposite and stopped drinking a year ago because it was only hurting my health. But I see your logic.

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                                        I think about this sometimes in the way that if I wanted to start a new career or do something different and I quickly realize im to old to do most things these days... all regular sports have been long gone. Other jobs requiring physical requirements are either over or near the end. I remember seeing the air traffic controller shortage, and they showed the requirements and I laughed and said we'll I couldn't even attempt this if I wanted to since they don't accept people over 31. Lots of options are just gone at this point, and it's sad and scary.

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                                        True, a lot of options go away, but not everything. When I was 18, my dad died, and I (the youngest) was an adult, so my mom went back to school and became a nurse. She'd been a school secretary for most of my childhood (and ran a childcare center out of our house prior to that), so it was basically her chance to follow her own career path. She became an Nurse Practitioner, and has been doing that for the past 20 years (she's semi-retired). She turns 70 next year.

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                                          Drink water, eat healthy, and exercise this will likely go away in a few days to weeks of good habits.

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                                          While I agree that doing all of the above is good for you, it will not take away perimenopause and menopause symptoms.

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