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    #5

    Tea would be nice.

    Chai with some lavender notes might hit the spot.

    ... No, not just for me, take a break once in a while!

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      We are out of clock butter and clean tea cups

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        Just your presence. It's less lonely walking the path of insanity together.
        —Insane since I was 3.

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          I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.

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          What about after mewing?

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            #9

            What kind of insane?
            Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔

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              #10

              Borgar and fries

              Also, you don't have to walk this lonely road, it's not the only one you ever known, you know.

              We can walk it together ❤

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                I would really like some hope for the future if you can find some there, please

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                  Gonna start using this at work.

                  "Alright guys, I'm going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I'm out?"

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                    Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                      Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

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                        How about a frappuchino and a hand job?

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                          Can you get us a version of the pic that's cropped properly?

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                            Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                            Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

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                              Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                              This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                                Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                                The link doesn't work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

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                                  Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                                  It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

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                                    When you need nightmare fuel in Don't Starve Together

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                                      This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                                      Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

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                                        There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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                                          But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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