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    I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.

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    What about after mewing?

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      What kind of insane?
      Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔

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        Borgar and fries

        Also, you don't have to walk this lonely road, it's not the only one you ever known, you know.

        We can walk it together ❤

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          I would really like some hope for the future if you can find some there, please

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            Gonna start using this at work.

            "Alright guys, I'm going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I'm out?"

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              Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

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                  How about a frappuchino and a hand job?

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                    Can you get us a version of the pic that's cropped properly?

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                      Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                      Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

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                        Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                        This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                          Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                          The link doesn't work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

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                            Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                            It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

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                              When you need nightmare fuel in Don't Starve Together

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                                This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                                Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

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                                  There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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                                    But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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                                      i want you to look at my cat
                                      an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                                        No blowjobs

                                        How about blowing my back out?

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                                          I would like a bowl of eyes please

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