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No blowjobs please

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    Gonna start using this at work.

    "Alright guys, I'm going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I'm out?"

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      Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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        Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

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          How about a frappuchino and a hand job?

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            Can you get us a version of the pic that's cropped properly?

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              Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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              Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

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                Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                  Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                  The link doesn't work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

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                    Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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                    It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

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                      When you need nightmare fuel in Don't Starve Together

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                        This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                        Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

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                          There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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                            But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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                              i want you to look at my cat
                              an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                                No blowjobs

                                How about blowing my back out?

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                                  I would like a bowl of eyes please

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                                    What about after mewing?

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                                    I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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                                      i want you to look at my cat
                                      an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                                      here's my baby

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                                        But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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                                        Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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                                          here's my baby

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                                          That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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