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    Can you get us a version of the pic that's cropped properly?

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      Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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      Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

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        Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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        This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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          Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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          The link doesn't work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

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            Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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            It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

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              When you need nightmare fuel in Don't Starve Together

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                This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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                Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

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                  There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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                    But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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                      i want you to look at my cat
                      an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                        No blowjobs

                        How about blowing my back out?

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                          I would like a bowl of eyes please

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                            What about after mewing?

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                            I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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                              i want you to look at my cat
                              an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                              here's my baby

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                                But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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                                Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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                                  here's my baby

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                                  That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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                                    Cornetto

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                                      here's my baby

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                                      Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                                        Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                                        it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                                        It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                                          here's my baby

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                                          YESSS very nice thank you

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