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No blowjobs please

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  • E [email protected]

    This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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    Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

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      There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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        But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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          i want you to look at my cat
          an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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            No blowjobs

            How about blowing my back out?

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              I would like a bowl of eyes please

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                What about after mewing?

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                I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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                  i want you to look at my cat
                  an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                  here's my baby

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                  • ultragigagigantic@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

                    But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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                    Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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                      here's my baby

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                      That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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                        Cornetto

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                          here's my baby

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                          Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                            Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                            it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                            It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                              here's my baby

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                              YESSS very nice thank you

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                                no blowjobs please

                                well what am I supposed to do now??

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                                  No blowjobs

                                  How about blowing my back out?

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                                  as long as it's unrelated.

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                                    No blowjobs

                                    How about blowing my back out?

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                                    Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                                      What kind of insane?
                                      Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs šŸ¤”

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                                      Ooooorrr.....

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                                      ...

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                                        Cornetto

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                                        When's your birthday?

                                        22nd of February.

                                        What year?

                                        Every year.

                                        Get out.

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          Ooooorrr.....

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                                          ...

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                                          I mean, there are always other options lol

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