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No blowjobs please

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    There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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      But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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        i want you to look at my cat
        an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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          No blowjobs

          How about blowing my back out?

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            I would like a bowl of eyes please

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              What about after mewing?

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              I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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                i want you to look at my cat
                an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                here's my baby

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                  But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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                  Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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                    here's my baby

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                    That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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                      Cornetto

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                        here's my baby

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                        Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                          Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                          it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                          It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                            here's my baby

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                            YESSS very nice thank you

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                              no blowjobs please

                              well what am I supposed to do now??

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                                No blowjobs

                                How about blowing my back out?

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                                as long as it's unrelated.

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                                  No blowjobs

                                  How about blowing my back out?

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                                  Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                                    What kind of insane?
                                    Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs šŸ¤”

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                                    Ooooorrr.....

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                                    ...

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                                      Cornetto

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                                      When's your birthday?

                                      22nd of February.

                                      What year?

                                      Every year.

                                      Get out.

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                                        Ooooorrr.....

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                                        ...

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                                        I mean, there are always other options lol

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