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No blowjobs please

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    But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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      i want you to look at my cat
      an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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        No blowjobs

        How about blowing my back out?

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          I would like a bowl of eyes please

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            What about after mewing?

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            I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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              i want you to look at my cat
              an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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              here's my baby

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                But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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                Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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                  here's my baby

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                  That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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                    Cornetto

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                      here's my baby

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                      Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                        Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                        it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                        It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                          here's my baby

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                          YESSS very nice thank you

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                            no blowjobs please

                            well what am I supposed to do now??

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                              No blowjobs

                              How about blowing my back out?

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                              as long as it's unrelated.

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                                No blowjobs

                                How about blowing my back out?

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                                Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                                  What kind of insane?
                                  Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs šŸ¤”

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                                  Ooooorrr.....

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                                  ...

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                                    Cornetto

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                                    When's your birthday?

                                    22nd of February.

                                    What year?

                                    Every year.

                                    Get out.

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                                      Ooooorrr.....

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                                      ...

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                                      I mean, there are always other options lol

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