No blowjobs please

[dastechniker@lemmy.world]

i want you to look at my cat

[kolanaki@pawb.social]

No blowjobs

How about blowing my back out?

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

I would like a bowl of eyes please

[burninator05@lemmy.world]

I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

here's my baby

[lh0ezvt@sh.itjust.works]

Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

[dorkyd68@lemmy.world]

That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

[blackmist@feddit.uk]

Cornetto

[meliaesc@lemmy.world]

Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

[dastechniker@lemmy.world]

YESSS very nice thank you

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

no blowjobs please

well what am I supposed to do now??

[rumba@lemmy.zip]

as long as it's unrelated.

[lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.world]

Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Ooooorrr.....

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[starmerchant938@lemmy.world]

When's your birthday?

22nd of February.

What year?

Every year.

Get out.

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

I mean, there are always other options lol