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No blowjobs please

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    No blowjobs

    How about blowing my back out?

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      I would like a bowl of eyes please

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        What about after mewing?

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        I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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        • dastechniker@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          i want you to look at my cat
          an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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          here's my baby

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          • ultragigagigantic@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

            But all I brought were blow jobs. 😞

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            Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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              here's my baby

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              That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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                Cornetto

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                  here's my baby

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                  Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                    Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                    it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                    It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                      here's my baby

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                      YESSS very nice thank you

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                        no blowjobs please

                        well what am I supposed to do now??

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          No blowjobs

                          How about blowing my back out?

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                          as long as it's unrelated.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            No blowjobs

                            How about blowing my back out?

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                            Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                              What kind of insane?
                              Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔

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                              Ooooorrr.....

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                              ...

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                              • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                Cornetto

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                                When's your birthday?

                                22nd of February.

                                What year?

                                Every year.

                                Get out.

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                                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  Ooooorrr.....

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                                  ...

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                                  I mean, there are always other options lol

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