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No blowjobs please

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    I would like a bowl of eyes please

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      What about after mewing?

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      I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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      • dastechniker@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

        i want you to look at my cat
        an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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        here's my baby

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        • ultragigagigantic@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

          But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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          Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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            here's my baby

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            That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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              Cornetto

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                here's my baby

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                Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                  Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                  it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                  It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                    here's my baby

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                    YESSS very nice thank you

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                      no blowjobs please

                      well what am I supposed to do now??

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        No blowjobs

                        How about blowing my back out?

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                        as long as it's unrelated.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          No blowjobs

                          How about blowing my back out?

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                          Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                            What kind of insane?
                            Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs šŸ¤”

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                            Ooooorrr.....

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                            • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                              Cornetto

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                              When's your birthday?

                              22nd of February.

                              What year?

                              Every year.

                              Get out.

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                              • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                Ooooorrr.....

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                                I mean, there are always other options lol

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