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No blowjobs please

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  • dastechniker@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    i want you to look at my cat
    an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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    here's my baby

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    • ultragigagigantic@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

      But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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      Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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        here's my baby

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        That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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          Cornetto

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            here's my baby

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            Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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              Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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              it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

              It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                here's my baby

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                YESSS very nice thank you

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                  no blowjobs please

                  well what am I supposed to do now??

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    No blowjobs

                    How about blowing my back out?

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                    as long as it's unrelated.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      No blowjobs

                      How about blowing my back out?

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                      Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                        What kind of insane?
                        Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs šŸ¤”

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                        Ooooorrr.....

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                        ...

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                        • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                          Cornetto

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                          When's your birthday?

                          22nd of February.

                          What year?

                          Every year.

                          Get out.

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                          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                            Ooooorrr.....

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                            ...

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                            I mean, there are always other options lol

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