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No blowjobs please

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    When you need nightmare fuel in Don't Starve Together

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      This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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      Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

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        There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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          But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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            i want you to look at my cat
            an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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              No blowjobs

              How about blowing my back out?

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                I would like a bowl of eyes please

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                  What about after mewing?

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                  I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

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                    i want you to look at my cat
                    an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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                    here's my baby

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                    • ultragigagigantic@lemmy.mlU [email protected]

                      But all I brought were blow jobs. šŸ˜ž

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                      Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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                        here's my baby

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                        That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

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                          Cornetto

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                            here's my baby

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                            Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                              Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

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                              it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

                              It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

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                                here's my baby

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                                YESSS very nice thank you

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                                  no blowjobs please

                                  well what am I supposed to do now??

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                                    No blowjobs

                                    How about blowing my back out?

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                                    as long as it's unrelated.

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                                      No blowjobs

                                      How about blowing my back out?

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                                      Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

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                                        What kind of insane?
                                        Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs šŸ¤”

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                                        Ooooorrr.....

                                        ...

                                        ...

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                                          Cornetto

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                                          When's your birthday?

                                          22nd of February.

                                          What year?

                                          Every year.

                                          Get out.

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