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Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’

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      Americans = QVC shoppers.

      It's like his demographic is people that buy diet pills and insurance from daytime tv commercials.

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        Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they'll conquer the rest of the market: 'gold' side tables, 'gold' doormats, 'gold' bread knives, 'gold' salami, 'gold' olives, 'gold' potatoes, 'gold' paperclips, 'gold' sunglasses, 'gold' flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.

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          I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

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            If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I'm going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!

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              So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?

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                RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they're gonna hear.

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                  The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.

                  https://www.opeu.org.br/2024/09/18/a-profile-of-trump-voters-the-demographics-of-his-maga-enthusiasts/

                  A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him

                  In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income

                  I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump's demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.

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                    What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

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                      Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?

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                        I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

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                        It should be doing the weird Trump Lean

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                          So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?

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                          Oh it's definitely gonna smell like some asses.

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                            RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they're gonna hear.

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                            ~deep~ red states

                            At least the base is flared.

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                              It should be doing the weird Trump Lean

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                              That would be iconic!

                              He is incapable of that though

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                                Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?

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                                Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

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                                  So it's expensive Axe

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                                    What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

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                                    Yeehaw git'r'dun bake the steak boy howdy?

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                                      Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

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                                      Shush dude that's my retirement plan right there

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                                        So it's expensive Axe

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                                        Axespensive

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                                          LOL, that's supposed to be him?

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