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  • blackout@fedia.ioB [email protected]

    Most of the -ism's get you here. The only one that doesn't: Peppa Pigism

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    bill and tedism

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      The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging on the streets and stealing bread.

      Anatole France, 1894

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      I commented that exact quote several times on Lemmy, nice to see other people do the same!

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        Damn. I was rooting for pastafarianism.

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          Working class: "Can we have meaningful reform?"

          Conservatives: "No."

          Liberals: "No 😘 🌈 "

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            Think of the kids.

            But don’t do anything.

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            Holy shit! There’s a bunch of poor homeless kids that are starving!

            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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              Holy shit! There’s a bunch of poor homeless kids that are starving!

              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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              Yep. This is what happens when you bleeding heart assholes stop the school shooters, bullying-to-suicide, and ecumenical rape. The whole ecosystem gets out of whack.

              This year, we couldn't even find enough people to take all the hunting licenses.

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                'Isms', what does that word mean?

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                  Yep. This is what happens when you bleeding heart assholes stop the school shooters, bullying-to-suicide, and ecumenical rape. The whole ecosystem gets out of whack.

                  This year, we couldn't even find enough people to take all the hunting licenses.

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                  Your fascist anger nourishes me. Please, tell me more about how angry and miserable I make you.

                  I live for nothing else

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                    Yep. This is what happens when you bleeding heart assholes stop the school shooters, bullying-to-suicide, and ecumenical rape. The whole ecosystem gets out of whack.

                    This year, we couldn't even find enough people to take all the hunting licenses.

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                    It's estimated that 20% (1 in 5) orphans go straight to being homeless at 18. Homelessness is becoming illegal. Banning abortions ups the number of orphans... Which ups the homeless population, which in turn will up the incarceration numbers.

                    Our plan to fix any of it? To make cuts to social services.

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                      Your fascist anger nourishes me. Please, tell me more about how angry and miserable I make you.

                      I live for nothing else

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                      Maybe if you owned a proper Ford F50000 Fleshreaper (BLOOD FOR THE CAR GODâ„¢) you would have your own tiny body count, instead of being high on train fumes all the time. Mwybe moloch would love you, then.

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                        It's estimated that 20% (1 in 5) orphans go straight to being homeless at 18. Homelessness is becoming illegal. Banning abortions ups the number of orphans... Which ups the homeless population, which in turn will up the incarceration numbers.

                        Our plan to fix any of it? To make cuts to social services.

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                        Right. It's just insane.

                        Obviously you need to ban abortion, but if you arent sacrificing those children to moloch, what is even the point of society?

                        Like, im all for cutting social services, but you need to follow it up with proper ritual! We aren't even sacrificing enough of the children we have on purpose, and we're just replacing them. Its a fucking insult.

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                          Working class: "Can we have meaningful reform?"

                          Conservatives: "No."

                          Liberals: "No 😘 🌈 "

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                          I’m frustrated with the reflexive "both sides are equally bad" response that shuts down any meaningful analysis of what's actually happening in our politics.

                          I'm not naive about the Democratic Party's problems. They struggle with internal divisions, sometimes cave to corporate pressure, and they’ve made compromises that disappointed their base. But when I look at voting records, policy proposals, and legislative priorities, I see meaningful differences that have real consequences for people's lives.

                          On issues I care about (healthcare access, climate action, voting rights, ext.) one party consistently proposes solutions and votes for them when they have the numbers. The other party doesn’t just oppose these policies, they fight tooth and nail to undermine them, delay them, or dismantle them entirely. That’s not a matter of opinion. That’s a matter of public record.

                          When Democrats fail to deliver, it’s often because they lack sufficient majorities or face procedural roadblocks. When they do have power, they’ve passed significant legislation on infrastructure, climate investment, and healthcare expansion. Meanwhile, when Republicans have unified control, their priorities have been tax cuts for the wealthy and rolling back environmental protections.

                          I understand the appeal of cynicism. It can feel sophisticated to dismiss all politicians as equally corrupt. But that cynicism serves the interests of those who benefit from the status quo.

                          If you can't tell the difference between someone trying to reform a broken system and someone actively working to keep it broken, you're not offering insight. You're providing cover for obstruction.

                          Does this mean Democrats are perfect? Of course not. Should we hold them accountable when they fall short? Absolutely. But pretending there are no meaningful differences between the parties just because neither is perfect makes it harder to build the coalitions we need to create the change we actually want to see.

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                            Maybe if you owned a proper Ford F50000 Fleshreaper (BLOOD FOR THE CAR GODâ„¢) you would have your own tiny body count, instead of being high on train fumes all the time. Mwybe moloch would love you, then.

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                            I can’t write a smarmy response to a comment that is legitimately fucking funny

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                            • bamboodpanda@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                              I’m frustrated with the reflexive "both sides are equally bad" response that shuts down any meaningful analysis of what's actually happening in our politics.

                              I'm not naive about the Democratic Party's problems. They struggle with internal divisions, sometimes cave to corporate pressure, and they’ve made compromises that disappointed their base. But when I look at voting records, policy proposals, and legislative priorities, I see meaningful differences that have real consequences for people's lives.

                              On issues I care about (healthcare access, climate action, voting rights, ext.) one party consistently proposes solutions and votes for them when they have the numbers. The other party doesn’t just oppose these policies, they fight tooth and nail to undermine them, delay them, or dismantle them entirely. That’s not a matter of opinion. That’s a matter of public record.

                              When Democrats fail to deliver, it’s often because they lack sufficient majorities or face procedural roadblocks. When they do have power, they’ve passed significant legislation on infrastructure, climate investment, and healthcare expansion. Meanwhile, when Republicans have unified control, their priorities have been tax cuts for the wealthy and rolling back environmental protections.

                              I understand the appeal of cynicism. It can feel sophisticated to dismiss all politicians as equally corrupt. But that cynicism serves the interests of those who benefit from the status quo.

                              If you can't tell the difference between someone trying to reform a broken system and someone actively working to keep it broken, you're not offering insight. You're providing cover for obstruction.

                              Does this mean Democrats are perfect? Of course not. Should we hold them accountable when they fall short? Absolutely. But pretending there are no meaningful differences between the parties just because neither is perfect makes it harder to build the coalitions we need to create the change we actually want to see.

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                              I agree with you that the parties are not the same. The GOP are outright evil puppets of the billionaire class. The Democrats are ineffectual cowards who've made careers out of paying lip service to the right thing, and every now and then doing something helpful if it's convenient for them and doesn't piss off their billionaire donors. A lot of the time that ends up translating to the same results for most people.

                              I don't buy the "sorry, our hands are tied" line we always get from the left. Dems throw up their hands even when they do have majorities. The first meaningful opportunity the Democrats had to obstruct Trump's agenda, after the left base had been screaming for weeks for their representatives to do something, Schumer rolled over immediately. I can't take this party seriously anymore.

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                                'Isms', what does that word mean?

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                                Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

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                                  I commented that exact quote several times on Lemmy, nice to see other people do the same!

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                                  It's been one of my favorites for decades!

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                                    It's estimated that 20% (1 in 5) orphans go straight to being homeless at 18. Homelessness is becoming illegal. Banning abortions ups the number of orphans... Which ups the homeless population, which in turn will up the incarceration numbers.

                                    Our plan to fix any of it? To make cuts to social services.

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                                    Eventually the homeless kids will go to jail and become productive members of society modern slave labor

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                                      We got a figure out a way to remove first past the post.

                                      There are really at least 3 groups, not liberals and conservatives.

                                      There are progressives, neoliberals, and fascists.

                                      Progressives believe the government exists to help all people.

                                      Neoliberals say people should not be descriminated against, but wealth segregation is fine

                                      Fascists are, well, fascists.

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                                        Revisiting and damn I made a good call to turn off notifications.

                                        My visionary foresight knows no limits

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                                        • blackout@fedia.ioB [email protected]

                                          Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

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                                          So, no named ideas? Only deluzean thought-soup?

                                          Is it cool if im super neitzchean about it, since that doesnt end in 'ism'?

                                          What about ideas from stirnerism?

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