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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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      My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It's funny, their grades have gotten worse.

      I only code with cocaine now, it's so much faster.

      I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

      ...wait.

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        My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It's funny, their grades have gotten worse.

        I only code with cocaine now, it's so much faster.

        I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

        ...wait.

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        Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.

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          Can I just replace AI with cocaine?

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            All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

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              Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop

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                There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.

                Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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                  There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.

                  Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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                  No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!

                  Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!

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                    "I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"

                    It... may not cover every scenario.

                    "I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.

                    "Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.

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                      Can I just replace AI with cocaine?

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                      I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it's entirely feasible, given that you can afford the tokens tokes no that's weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think

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                        Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.

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                          It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.

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                            It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.

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                            snowflame the cocaine addict?

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                              🎶She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, AI🎵

                              Yeah that doesn't work at all 🤣

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                                It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

                                There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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                                  Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop

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                                  That sounds pcocainenful.

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                                    Using cocaine comes with a significant energy price tag.

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                                      I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.

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                                        CocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocERR

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                                          Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.

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