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Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE!

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      and steals her baby for good measure

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        please censor fr*nch I almost pukedeted and shidded

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          Jesus never went poop in the bible. He was a perfect asshole.

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            You know this is true, just look at all the brits becoming French to access porn.

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              It's a Dutch Flag! šŸ‡³šŸ‡±

              French flag šŸ‡«šŸ‡· has a blue stripe on the left side, not on the right.

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                It's a Dutch Flag! šŸ‡³šŸ‡±

                French flag šŸ‡«šŸ‡· has a blue stripe on the left side, not on the right.

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                Oh good lord, she has to become a swamp German instead???? With a language that gives me a stroke because I read both English and German; and I can't drunkenly understand why the D*tch words make sense, but are also wrong???

                God is truly cruel to me. The booze is too, and I'm an atheist, but reading Dutch is a personal uncertain hell.

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                  It's a Dutch Flag! šŸ‡³šŸ‡±

                  French flag šŸ‡«šŸ‡· has a blue stripe on the left side, not on the right.

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                  The blue is on the left, from Jesus' perspective.

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                  • empireoflove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

                    please censor fr*nch I almost pukedeted and shidded

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                    I did too. Spread the suffering.

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                      The blue is on the left, from Jesus' perspective.

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                      Jesus: Take that, sinner! *shoots French beam*

                      Sinner: Uit wraak zal ik nu alleen maar meer zondigen.

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                      • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                        Oh good lord, she has to become a swamp German instead???? With a language that gives me a stroke because I read both English and German; and I can't drunkenly understand why the D*tch words make sense, but are also wrong???

                        God is truly cruel to me. The booze is too, and I'm an atheist, but reading Dutch is a personal uncertain hell.

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                        Lol swamp German

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