Make a new friend!
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Alright so you have 4 days to plan an alleged Luigi and execute it that morning. Hide out locally near your home and either the skin walker may get arrested instead.. or you may have reasonable doubt that it wasn't you in the security footage.
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The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers are doing gig work for Amazon.
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What's even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That's not scary. That's badass!
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What's even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That's not scary. That's badass!
What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
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So uhmm... Is there maybe an extra option to have intercourse with said creature?
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So uhmm... Is there maybe an extra option to have intercourse with said creature?
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What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
maybe don't be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
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What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
Yeah, wouldn't do anything i haven't managed myself.
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maybe don't be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
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The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers are doing gig work for Amazon.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I know. We need murderback.
Look, native american people have their needs. Landback makes sense for them. It's justice, i think. But it really doesn't serve the creatures who traditionally haunt the nightmares of this great land.
And they deserve justice too.
As much as id like to be murdered by a hot ancient regime countess who would drink me like a fucking milkshake, or be changeling'd by the fair folk, i think justice calls for me to be devoured so that, I hope, for one brief moment, might bring partial relief to a wendigo's boundless hunger.
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I mean.... Don't you want to see if they're forreal?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Yes. See. And absolutely not get godly skincare tips. Or see what it's like to go down on myself. Or...
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Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unwrap it.
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Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
and that's when you get it with the old fork in the eye
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Alright so you have 4 days to plan an alleged Luigi and execute it that morning. Hide out locally near your home and either the skin walker may get arrested instead.. or you may have reasonable doubt that it wasn't you in the security footage.
Counter point: just let it play up an absolutely infallible alibi. Don't get too caught at the scene.
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What's even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That's not scary. That's badass!
It's not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they're malevolent beings.
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and that's when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
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The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
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so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
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How YOU doin’?
this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
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this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
