One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

[scott_of_the_arctic@lemmy.world]

Yeah I remember that. It's fucking stupid. Its such a weird list too fisting and face sitting is on it but not people stuffing insect larvae into their chap's eye.

Edit: I'm sure there's a name for that but I don't fucking know what it is.

[fistingenthusiast@lemmynsfw.com]

I'm actually pretty sure that this video of mine would fall foul of the legislation

Warning, this is VERY NSFW, and probably shouldn't be viewed by people with a sensitive disposition

[scott_of_the_arctic@lemmy.world]

🧐 did you get a blunt drill bit just for that purpose or are you just living dangerously?

[pineapplelover@lemm.ee]

You work outside? How nice

Edit: nevermind, then you'll be in the Australian sun and nature.

[fistingenthusiast@lemmynsfw.com]

It's a masonry drill bit

There's a lot of work that goes into doing things like this, so it looks like it is dangerous, but it isn't

I'm very careful

I like my dick. I've had it for a very long time now

[fistingenthusiast@lemmynsfw.com]

Our wildlife is harmless

I'll take it over the bears, wolves, bobcats etc. in 'Murica

Especially nice because of the lack of the most dangerous wildlife in the US, the armed lunatic with something to prove

[pineapplelover@lemm.ee]

[fistingenthusiast@lemmynsfw.com]

Huntsmen are lovely spiders!

They're harmless

I let them live in the house, they eat the other insects that would be annoying, and that photo isn't representative of their size. The big ones have a legspan about the size of the palm of my hand

I pick them up and let them walk around my hands without worry

[pineapplelover@lemm.ee]

The Sydney funnel web spider

The Eastern brown snake

[fistingenthusiast@lemmynsfw.com]

Look at how many incidents there are VS people crossing roads

And I don't live in Sydney, so they aren't a problem for me

I still maintain that the average 'Murican human is far less pleasant