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    Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

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      The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.

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        I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.

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        What's wrong with them?

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          good to know I'd be in peak form in 1919, all I need is to let the stache grow

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          • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            #2 is packing.

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            has to, as he has no beard.

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              #2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

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                You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

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                  has to, as he has no beard.

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                  No tash = big member... That explains a lot......

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                  • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    #2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

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                    His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

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                      #5 is either stoned or participating ironically, possibly both. #3 was talked into this, and is now regretting his choice.

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                      • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                        His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

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                        He's gonna put someones eye out with that thing.

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                          Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

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                          Every one of them looks like Gollum's uncle, what are you saying

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                            Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

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                            Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild.. unless you're on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you'd get ratio'd into oblivion

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                              Every one of them looks like Gollum's uncle, what are you saying

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                              They're saying that our current ideas of male beauty have been warped heavily by drugs and plastic surgery such that we consider naturally attractive men to look unremarkable.

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                                Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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                                • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                  #5 is either stoned or participating ironically, possibly both. #3 was talked into this, and is now regretting his choice.

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                                  #5 is Paul Rudd and this is a poster for their new movie coming out. No one can tell me differently.

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                                    Well now I have a new insecurity because I can't grow a mustache.

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                                      They're saying that our current ideas of male beauty have been warped heavily by drugs and plastic surgery such that we consider naturally attractive men to look unremarkable.

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                                      I'm all for a low bar on male attractiveness - handsome is as handsome does. But, these fellas look barely this side of healthy

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                                        I thought 5 was the best looking guy there, why do you think he is participating ironically?

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                                          What's wrong with them?

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                                          I would describe it as skinny fat but these guys are not fat, so I think the problem is that they have very little muscle all around.

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