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      I see the sausage vendor is in town this week!

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        I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There's a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today's standards, he looked kinda scrawny.

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          #2 is packing.

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            I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.

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              Who won?

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                Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

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                  The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.

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                    I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.

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                    What's wrong with them?

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                      good to know I'd be in peak form in 1919, all I need is to let the stache grow

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                        #2 is packing.

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                        has to, as he has no beard.

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                          #2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

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                            You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

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                              has to, as he has no beard.

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                              No tash = big member... That explains a lot......

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                                #2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.

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                                His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

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                                  #5 is either stoned or participating ironically, possibly both. #3 was talked into this, and is now regretting his choice.

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                                    His apparent boner is making a statement of its own.

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                                    He's gonna put someones eye out with that thing.

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                                      Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

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                                      Every one of them looks like Gollum's uncle, what are you saying

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                                        Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got...

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                                        Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild.. unless you're on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you'd get ratio'd into oblivion

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                                          Every one of them looks like Gollum's uncle, what are you saying

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                                          They're saying that our current ideas of male beauty have been warped heavily by drugs and plastic surgery such that we consider naturally attractive men to look unremarkable.

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