A genie grants you a wish at random: you're guaranteed to win your next argument. Who do you argue with?
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Lotto cashier. "I'm definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy."
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Lotto cashier. "I'm definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy."
Wow. You're good at this.
I'm going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom.
That's so well played.
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Genie - it's always 3 wishes clearly the genie misspoke
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Wow. You're good at this.
I'm going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom.
That's so well played.
Jokes on you, I'd probably enjoy that so I wouldn't argue. Especially if I'm crazy rich, what else would I have to do?
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Genie - it's always 3 wishes clearly the genie misspoke
Dumbass.
I am entitled to infinite wishes.
Shit, I argued with you.
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Donald Trump.
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IF by winning you mean that everyone listening agrees with me, then I'll take on anyone on Fox News.
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Donald Trump.
The universe would break because it's the equivalent of winning a chess match against a pigeon who does nothing but shit all over the board
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The universe would break because it's the equivalent of winning a chess match against a pigeon who does nothing but shit all over the board
It's a monkey paw of an outcome.
You win the argument; but it does not change his mind on the subject.
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Yeah, this really depends on what you meant by winning here. Are we actually changing the other person's mind or do they admit we are right, but still believe otherwise? Are people who witness the argument included? Do people continue to agree indefinitely? Does it change reality to match?
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Definitively? Like everyone agrees I won the argument and it causes anyone who witnessed it to rethink their stance on the topic and actually fucking change the way they think and behave? An occurrence so rare I'd might as well play the lottery?
If that were true... I guess I'd argue Donald Trump about addressing and curbing Climate Change...and second choice would be arguing Elon Musk on the merits of developing actual empathy.
Genie wishes...pipe dreams in a lamp, lol. Anyways, thanks for inducing a small indulgence in some fantasy.
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Definitively? Like everyone agrees I won the argument and it causes anyone who witnessed it to rethink their stance on the topic and actually fucking change the way they think and behave? An occurrence so rare I'd might as well play the lottery?
If that were true... I guess I'd argue Donald Trump about addressing and curbing Climate Change...and second choice would be arguing Elon Musk on the merits of developing actual empathy.
Genie wishes...pipe dreams in a lamp, lol. Anyways, thanks for inducing a small indulgence in some fantasy.
I think you would have to argue with quite a few people to even get access to trump.
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I argue with the genie that they actually promised to grant me infinite wishes
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The genie that I have infinite wishes obviously
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Definitively? Like everyone agrees I won the argument and it causes anyone who witnessed it to rethink their stance on the topic and actually fucking change the way they think and behave? An occurrence so rare I'd might as well play the lottery?
If that were true... I guess I'd argue Donald Trump about addressing and curbing Climate Change...and second choice would be arguing Elon Musk on the merits of developing actual empathy.
Genie wishes...pipe dreams in a lamp, lol. Anyways, thanks for inducing a small indulgence in some fantasy.
Oh these are good
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Yeah, this really depends on what you meant by winning here. Are we actually changing the other person's mind or do they admit we are right, but still believe otherwise? Are people who witness the argument included? Do people continue to agree indefinitely? Does it change reality to match?
The genie has already departed and cannot answer any questions ๐งโ
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I think you would have to argue with quite a few people to even get access to trump.
The OP's what if scenario is already well outside the realm of potential reality, might as well go hard into the imagination space.
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I don't want to argue with anyone. Can I have cake instead?
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Genie - it's always 3 wishes clearly the genie misspoke
he's doing his best ok ๐งโ
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