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  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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    I always use them but it never makes the feeling of having to pee go away lol. Then I wake up and really have to go. Never gone in my sleep thankfully lol.

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    • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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      I was about to a couple of years ago, jolted awake and went straight to the real bathroom. I've never gone from deep sleep to 100% clarity that quickly. If only we could harness that power...

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      • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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        Don't tell me what to do

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          Saaameee!!
          Also sometimes in the dream I pee in a weird place. Like, someone tells me where the bathroom is and it's just some room without toilets or anything so I just pee in the corner of that room.

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          For me it's a toilet in the middle of an otherwise empty bathroom (i.e. not even a sink to wash my hands)

          I usually start peeing a neverending stream until I wake up (I don't pee myself tho, just wake up with an urgent need to pee)

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          • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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            Made this mistake once. It was a urinal and things were getting warm

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            • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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              #12

              That's my inception totem. If my legs start feeling warm I know it's not real.

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              • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                I wanted a gif but I could only find a damn Tiktok

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                • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                  Last time I really needed to go and indeed there appeared a toilet and indeed I used it. I woke up half an hour later to find myself compeletly dry in my bed and still needing to go to the toilet. I couldn't believe it either, but I swear I'm not making this up.

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                  i have this like every single week, best part is that at some point while waking up i realize "oh fuck i hope i'm not pissing the bed", then i wake up and go "oh thank christ, not even a drop"

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                  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                    I just have an infinite pee stream but for some reason never recognize that it's a dream. I just get angry that I'm peeing so much

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                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-CaA58paPY

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                    • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                      • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                        #17

                        Only happened to me once and woke up before emptying my entire bladder. Nowadays I can piss all I want in my dreams and not wet the bed.

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                        • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                          That's why I never piss and shit. Whobknows how many layers deep I am at any given moment??

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                          • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                            Last time I really needed to go and indeed there appeared a toilet and indeed I used it. I woke up half an hour later to find myself compeletly dry in my bed and still needing to go to the toilet. I couldn't believe it either, but I swear I'm not making this up.

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                            How'd you know it was a half-hour later?

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                              How'd you know it was a half-hour later?

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                              Bro has dream clock continuity with the real world, isn't it a paid feature? $10 per month is a big ask for such a minimal DLC imo

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                              • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                                Recently I got trashed camping and dreamt of pissing in a toilet then awoke trying to piss out of my hammock but the stream was sadly, and quite shockingly not

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