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Can't Fool Me!

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  • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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    Made this mistake once. It was a urinal and things were getting warm

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    • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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      That's my inception totem. If my legs start feeling warm I know it's not real.

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      • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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        I wanted a gif but I could only find a damn Tiktok

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        • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

          Last time I really needed to go and indeed there appeared a toilet and indeed I used it. I woke up half an hour later to find myself compeletly dry in my bed and still needing to go to the toilet. I couldn't believe it either, but I swear I'm not making this up.

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          i have this like every single week, best part is that at some point while waking up i realize "oh fuck i hope i'm not pissing the bed", then i wake up and go "oh thank christ, not even a drop"

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          • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

            I just have an infinite pee stream but for some reason never recognize that it's a dream. I just get angry that I'm peeing so much

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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-CaA58paPY

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            • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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              • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                Only happened to me once and woke up before emptying my entire bladder. Nowadays I can piss all I want in my dreams and not wet the bed.

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                • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                  That's why I never piss and shit. Whobknows how many layers deep I am at any given moment??

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                  • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                    Last time I really needed to go and indeed there appeared a toilet and indeed I used it. I woke up half an hour later to find myself compeletly dry in my bed and still needing to go to the toilet. I couldn't believe it either, but I swear I'm not making this up.

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                    How'd you know it was a half-hour later?

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                      How'd you know it was a half-hour later?

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                      Bro has dream clock continuity with the real world, isn't it a paid feature? $10 per month is a big ask for such a minimal DLC imo

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                      • regularjoe@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        A picture of a bathroom with the words, "If you see a toilet in your dream, don't use it! It's a trick!"

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                        Recently I got trashed camping and dreamt of pissing in a toilet then awoke trying to piss out of my hammock but the stream was sadly, and quite shockingly not

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