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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video

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      I was actually more surprised this was the onion and not real. O.o

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        I am uncomfortable with this one because it's a non-zero chance.

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          Republicans are literally falling into the lowest one can be.

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            Satire is dead.

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              And he'll still say "peaceful protests only guys"

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                Notable that this is how extreme they have to be to differ from reality

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                  I love that in the midst of the gallows humor, they still managed to make fun of his hair.

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                    I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.

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                      What would be the music track they use?

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                        I love that in the midst of the gallows humor, they still managed to make fun of his hair.

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                        Newsom's hair is almost punching down. OTOH, he deserves it. He looks so much like Gordon Gecko.

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                          What would be the music track they use?

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                          Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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                            Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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                            My ears are bleeding just imagining that 😬

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                              The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.

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                                The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.

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                                I believed it.

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                                  I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.

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                                  Yeah, I was 100% ready to see something like "the ICE Twitter account using AI-gen" following it. Definitely a possibility.

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                                    I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don't care. I need it. And I'm touching myself to it.

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                                      The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.

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                                      Did they, though?

                                      Or are they still just prescient?

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                                        You almost got me

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                                          You almost got me

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                                          And isn’t that a sad commentary on life in the US?

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