ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
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I was actually more surprised this was the onion and not real. O.o
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I am uncomfortable with this one because it's a non-zero chance.
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Republicans are literally falling into the lowest one can be.
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Satire is dead.
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And he'll still say "peaceful protests only guys"
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Notable that this is how extreme they have to be to differ from reality
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I love that in the midst of the gallows humor, they still managed to make fun of his hair.
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I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.
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What would be the music track they use?
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I love that in the midst of the gallows humor, they still managed to make fun of his hair.
Newsom's hair is almost punching down. OTOH, he deserves it. He looks so much like Gordon Gecko.
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What would be the music track they use?
Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
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Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
My ears are bleeding just imagining that
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The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.
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The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.
I believed it.
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I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.
Yeah, I was 100% ready to see something like "the ICE Twitter account using AI-gen" following it. Definitely a possibility.
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I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don't care. I need it. And I'm touching myself to it.
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The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.
Did they, though?
Or are they still just prescient?
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You almost got me
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You almost got me
And isn’t that a sad commentary on life in the US?