Hell is short staffed atm

[snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

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[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

Hell just turns the fires down for a brief moment now because refrigeration is expensive.

Also, the Groundhog can no longer be observed by the public because his lawyer said it was a hostile work environment.

[themeatbridge@lemmy.world]

The torture department has been outsourced and will be delivered via zoom. Please make sure your laptop is plugged in and your camera is working prior to the next millennium.

[ryedaft@sh.itjust.works]

River Styx has been paved over so now you have to pay Caron the bus driver instead