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    Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.

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      Meanwhile in the kitchen

      LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

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        First thing I'm going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive "Ingest" to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an "Excrete" in the bathroom. "Shit Shower Shave" would be another option.

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          First thing I'm going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive "Ingest" to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an "Excrete" in the bathroom. "Shit Shower Shave" would be another option.

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          A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

          Ingest, process, excrete is way better than "live/laugh/love"

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            A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

            Ingest, process, excrete is way better than "live/laugh/love"

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            I'm a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don't need a cricut. I don't have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It's actually getting hard to walk around in there.

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              I'm a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don't need a cricut. I don't have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It's actually getting hard to walk around in there.

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              Scroll saw would be more effective for this, but the bandsaw would be more versatile.

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                Scroll saw would be more effective for this, but the bandsaw would be more versatile.

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                Yeah, in my shop a band saw would be used for resawing as much as anything. RIght now I resaw with my table saw, which...isn't great. I don't do much intricate scrollwork, or if I do, out comes the jigsaw. It's what I rough cut the bottom arched piece of this with.

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                  Meanwhile in the kitchen

                  LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

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                  my gram had a crosssstitch that said "if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie"

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                    First thing I'm going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive "Ingest" to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an "Excrete" in the bathroom. "Shit Shower Shave" would be another option.

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                    just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

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                      Yeah, in my shop a band saw would be used for resawing as much as anything. RIght now I resaw with my table saw, which...isn't great. I don't do much intricate scrollwork, or if I do, out comes the jigsaw. It's what I rough cut the bottom arched piece of this with.

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                      I use my bandsaw the most in my shop (maybe second to the sander now that I think of it.) I've had a scroll saw I got from my dad's shop that may have come from my grandpa's. Weighs a ton. I've had it ten years and never used it.

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                        just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

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                        I want to label my toilet /dev/null now.

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                          I use my bandsaw the most in my shop (maybe second to the sander now that I think of it.) I've had a scroll saw I got from my dad's shop that may have come from my grandpa's. Weighs a ton. I've had it ten years and never used it.

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                          I don't know if I can say if I use my table saw or my router table more. If I do have to make curved cuts or something I haul out one of my jigsaws.

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                            I want to label my toilet /dev/null now.

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                            Part of me wants to amend mine to "Garbage In" and "Garbage Out", but my wife and I are both good cooks and I don't want to imply that about our leftovers.

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