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I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope.

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    The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck

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    You are a jerk.

    Also, I don't touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.

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      You are a jerk.

      Also, I don't touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.

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      OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.

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        Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

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          just remember which side is the opening, or you'll accidentally tear the wrong side

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            Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

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            I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly

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              I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly

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              You realize you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There's still pesticides on there.

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              • W [email protected]

                OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.

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                you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?

                I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.

                the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.

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                  you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?

                  I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.

                  the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.

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                  Nobody forced you to usher those words you sick freak

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                    I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly

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                    There is no part of the growing, harvesting, cargo packing, transportation, or store stocking process that's making your produce too pristine to be soiled by a cart. A ride in a bag a couple miles to your house isn't going to sanitize it either.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

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                      NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!

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                        NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!

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                          I have banana friends. I'm gonna meet you all now.

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                          • W [email protected]

                            The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck

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                            I'm guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They're not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.

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                              Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!

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                              I use one bag but have my veggies out and separate. And unless it's potatoes and/or any alum family, I tell them to just toss them all in the same bag.

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                                I just don't put them in bags until checkout... Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.

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                                I try to avoid plastic waste, but am too absent minded to remember my reusables. So I do the same thing the only time the bagger gets told to keep things separate is if there are potatoes and onions. Those things need to be kept separate!

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                                  Same with trying to peel double-sided tape

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                                  This is an easy answer, stick down one side first then use a finger nail to pick at a corner. But most of my experience with this is the clear 3m tape on cheap heat sinks, so most of the time it already stuck down on the heat sink.

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                                  • ryan213@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                                    That's easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.

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                                    Instructions unclear, penis caught in ceiling fan again...

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                                      Nobody forced you to usher those words you sick freak

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                                      cherry pie

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                                        I'm guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They're not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.

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                                        Only places that have those foggers have produce bags.

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                                          You realize you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There's still pesticides on there.

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                                          I do, it's just a psychological thing I guess, I've started taking my own reusable bag to the grocery store these days to cut down on plastic though

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