I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope.
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That's easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.
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The struggle is real.
...the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.
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FYI, reusable produce bags exist!
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Same with trying to peel double-sided tape
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FYI, reusable produce bags exist!
I just don't put them in bags until checkout... Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.
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The struggle is real.
...the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.
The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck
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The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck
You are a jerk.
Also, I don't touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.
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You are a jerk.
Also, I don't touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.
OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.
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Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!
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just remember which side is the opening, or you'll accidentally tear the wrong side
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Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!
I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly
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I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly
You realize you're supposed to wash your produce when you get home, right? There's still pesticides on there.
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OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.
you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?
I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.
the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.
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you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?
I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.
the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.
Nobody forced you to usher those words you sick freak
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I just don't want anything touching the cart surface, I doubt they sanitize those regularly
There is no part of the growing, harvesting, cargo packing, transportation, or store stocking process that's making your produce too pristine to be soiled by a cart. A ride in a bag a couple miles to your house isn't going to sanitize it either.
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Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don't know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags... Theyre already bagged!
NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!
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NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!
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I have banana friends. I'm gonna meet you all now.
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The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck
I'm guessing your supermarket uses those fog thingies? They're not used everywhere, i.e. not all produce is wet.
