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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD This user is from outside of this forum
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    kamenlady@lemmy.worldK S bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB iavicenna@lemmy.worldI 4 Replies Last reply
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      kamenlady@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
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      it also only gets better, once you get older...

      Stressed?

      How about:

      • Headaches
      • Digestive issues
      • Irritability
      • Heart palpitations
      • Sleep disturbances
      • Poor concentration
      • Crying
      • Social withdrawal
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      • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

        it also only gets better, once you get older...

        Stressed?

        How about:

        • Headaches
        • Digestive issues
        • Irritability
        • Heart palpitations
        • Sleep disturbances
        • Poor concentration
        • Crying
        • Social withdrawal
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        Me at twenty

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          Oh you worry you have too much to do?
          You'll be eternally tired cause of that.

          Dude WTF
          How's that supposes to help?

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            Oh you worry you have too much to do?
            You'll be eternally tired cause of that.

            Dude WTF
            How's that supposes to help?

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            I think the idea is that your body is sending you a signal that you have too much on your plate and to relax a little. Unfortunately for us the human body didn't do most of it's evolving under modern conditions so that signal might not be a lot of help when you've got a boss and landlord etc breathing down your neck all the time.

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              That’s what happens when you run FishOS, v.0.7.8, but monkey-patch it to run on 2 legs and have consciousness.

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                That’s what happens when you run FishOS, v.0.7.8, but monkey-patch it to run on 2 legs and have consciousness.

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                I know this is true because I've never seen a fish with acne

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                • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                  it also only gets better, once you get older...

                  Stressed?

                  How about:

                  • Headaches
                  • Digestive issues
                  • Irritability
                  • Heart palpitations
                  • Sleep disturbances
                  • Poor concentration
                  • Crying
                  • Social withdrawal
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                  It's great, because half the time I'm stressed by stuff that would be aided by me being calm and able to concentrate and interact.

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                  • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                    it also only gets better, once you get older...

                    Stressed?

                    How about:

                    • Headaches
                    • Digestive issues
                    • Irritability
                    • Heart palpitations
                    • Sleep disturbances
                    • Poor concentration
                    • Crying
                    • Social withdrawal
                    dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    Also for those who suffer from depression:

                    • Worse depression
                    • Worse suicidal ideation
                    • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

                    I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

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                    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Also for those who suffer from depression:

                      • Worse depression
                      • Worse suicidal ideation
                      • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

                      I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

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                      too late

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                      • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                        it also only gets better, once you get older...

                        Stressed?

                        How about:

                        • Headaches
                        • Digestive issues
                        • Irritability
                        • Heart palpitations
                        • Sleep disturbances
                        • Poor concentration
                        • Crying
                        • Social withdrawal
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                        Have you thought about having kids?

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                          "I am going to burn your stomach like a wild fire to help you cope. I will even throw in a couple colon cancer cells to the mix."

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                            I think the idea is that your body is sending you a signal that you have too much on your plate and to relax a little. Unfortunately for us the human body didn't do most of it's evolving under modern conditions so that signal might not be a lot of help when you've got a boss and landlord etc breathing down your neck all the time.

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                            Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                              Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                              Broken society, messed up environment, absurdly low quality food sources, pollution at every step… (damn, that’s depressive)

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                                Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                                Yeah all this boils down to it.

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                                  Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                                  It is like if humanity every achieves some sort of utopia, they will look back at today and say "wow they really exploited those money miners".

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