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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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    That’s what happens when you run FishOS, v.0.7.8, but monkey-patch it to run on 2 legs and have consciousness.

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    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

      That’s what happens when you run FishOS, v.0.7.8, but monkey-patch it to run on 2 legs and have consciousness.

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      I know this is true because I've never seen a fish with acne

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

        it also only gets better, once you get older...

        Stressed?

        How about:

        • Headaches
        • Digestive issues
        • Irritability
        • Heart palpitations
        • Sleep disturbances
        • Poor concentration
        • Crying
        • Social withdrawal
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        It's great, because half the time I'm stressed by stuff that would be aided by me being calm and able to concentrate and interact.

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        • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

          it also only gets better, once you get older...

          Stressed?

          How about:

          • Headaches
          • Digestive issues
          • Irritability
          • Heart palpitations
          • Sleep disturbances
          • Poor concentration
          • Crying
          • Social withdrawal
          dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
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          Also for those who suffer from depression:

          • Worse depression
          • Worse suicidal ideation
          • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

          I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

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          • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            Also for those who suffer from depression:

            • Worse depression
            • Worse suicidal ideation
            • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

            I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

            kamenlady@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
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            #10

            too late

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            • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

              it also only gets better, once you get older...

              Stressed?

              How about:

              • Headaches
              • Digestive issues
              • Irritability
              • Heart palpitations
              • Sleep disturbances
              • Poor concentration
              • Crying
              • Social withdrawal
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              Have you thought about having kids?

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              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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                "I am going to burn your stomach like a wild fire to help you cope. I will even throw in a couple colon cancer cells to the mix."

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                • G [email protected]

                  I think the idea is that your body is sending you a signal that you have too much on your plate and to relax a little. Unfortunately for us the human body didn't do most of it's evolving under modern conditions so that signal might not be a lot of help when you've got a boss and landlord etc breathing down your neck all the time.

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                  Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                    Broken society, messed up environment, absurdly low quality food sources, pollution at every step… (damn, that’s depressive)

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                      Yeah all this boils down to it.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                        It is like if humanity every achieves some sort of utopia, they will look back at today and say "wow they really exploited those money miners".

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