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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

    That’s what happens when you run FishOS, v.0.7.8, but monkey-patch it to run on 2 legs and have consciousness.

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    I know this is true because I've never seen a fish with acne

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

      it also only gets better, once you get older...

      Stressed?

      How about:

      • Headaches
      • Digestive issues
      • Irritability
      • Heart palpitations
      • Sleep disturbances
      • Poor concentration
      • Crying
      • Social withdrawal
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      It's great, because half the time I'm stressed by stuff that would be aided by me being calm and able to concentrate and interact.

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

        it also only gets better, once you get older...

        Stressed?

        How about:

        • Headaches
        • Digestive issues
        • Irritability
        • Heart palpitations
        • Sleep disturbances
        • Poor concentration
        • Crying
        • Social withdrawal
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        Also for those who suffer from depression:

        • Worse depression
        • Worse suicidal ideation
        • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

        I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

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        • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          Also for those who suffer from depression:

          • Worse depression
          • Worse suicidal ideation
          • Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

          I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

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          #10

          too late

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          • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

            it also only gets better, once you get older...

            Stressed?

            How about:

            • Headaches
            • Digestive issues
            • Irritability
            • Heart palpitations
            • Sleep disturbances
            • Poor concentration
            • Crying
            • Social withdrawal
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            #11

            Have you thought about having kids?

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              "I am going to burn your stomach like a wild fire to help you cope. I will even throw in a couple colon cancer cells to the mix."

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              • G [email protected]

                I think the idea is that your body is sending you a signal that you have too much on your plate and to relax a little. Unfortunately for us the human body didn't do most of it's evolving under modern conditions so that signal might not be a lot of help when you've got a boss and landlord etc breathing down your neck all the time.

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                Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                • P [email protected]

                  Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                  Broken society, messed up environment, absurdly low quality food sources, pollution at every step… (damn, that’s depressive)

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                    Yeah all this boils down to it.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Yeah, we live in a broken society and our brains are constantly screaming at us about it.

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                      It is like if humanity every achieves some sort of utopia, they will look back at today and say "wow they really exploited those money miners".

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