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North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.

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    The only real way to divide Korea is into Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. We can call them North, West, and East Korea though

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      Does this mean Busan gets upgraded to capital city status? I think I could get behind that.

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        Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

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        Parael and Isletine

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          Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

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          Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio

          That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.

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            Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio

            That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.

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            @gork is this true

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              @gork is this true

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              Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.

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              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                We should simply send Japan in to take over the island

                That's not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?

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                We should simply send Japan in to take over the island

                Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.

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                  What if it's upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower

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                    Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

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                    Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it's the West Credit Union.

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                      Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

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                      Stop the geonicide by force if necessary. Send all the Europeans, Americans, and Canadians back home. Have trials, then hangings. Return all stolen land/property to the victims (or their descendants) of the colonizers. You know, post geonicide things.

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                        NCD is leaking again.

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                          Long long man DMZ.

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                            Let's leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we'll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they'll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!

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                              Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

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                                Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.

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                                  What if it's upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower

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                                    Worked for Germany /s

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                                      Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.

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                                      Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.

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                                        Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

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                                        invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s

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                                          Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?

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