Download festival rockers told to take off smartwatches after moshpits spark emergency alerts
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they’ll let your crowd surf, and spray you with fake blood and cum after decapitating an effigy of the current POTUS.
wait.....you specified the blood is fake, but not the cum? I'm in!
Maybe it is real, come to think of it? You could try logging onto to one of Sleazy P. Martini's livestreams to ask him.
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Can't even use tasers, chains and knives? Boring
But how do you want to ban moshing? Have loads of security guys join in the mosh pit to drag moshers out?
If I cannot mosh, and I'm not allowed to sit on a lawn chair, what the fuck else am I supposed to do there?
Stand around, politely sipping your $21 beer.
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Whats bad is that list misses so much stuff that's worse than a mosh pit.
Like, have you ever see a venue after the crowd decides to have an impromptu orgy? Takes days to get the jizz out of the rafters
I don't even want to think about mopping that up, TBH. Hard pass from me.
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Yeah, not sure about that one. I work in the industry and sometimes these are last minute changes that no one gets told about. That or the host is worried about liability and will straight up cancel the show. Slayer is not as big as they once were, they're in much less of a position to turn down gigs.
I remember my own company blacklisted slipknot after they kept throwing drumsticks into the crowd and ended up hitting someone or another's girlfriend in the face. Our company literally turned the lights off and stopped the show.
That's not what got them blacklisted though. The lead guy got pissed and decided to get blackout drunk and then piss in one of the cases containing stage lights
Don't whiz on the electric fence, right?
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More and more from what I understand. Saw some guy break his foot, trying to kick in the stadium's glass door because he was too dumb to realize that there was no re-entry & he went to get something from his car. Stadium shows are fucking shit.
Damn that's lame
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Stand around, politely sipping your $21 beer.
That might work with Enya, not Rage Against the Machine
