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Screen size & your importance

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    You should start poaching the gaming industry, it's shedding developers like mad. Most of them are familiar with several stacks so pickup up new stuff is nbd.

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    Haha, those would be my kind of co-workers, but the kind of work we do requires a background and degree in electrical engineering and power systems. Although, I have been moving away from this in my career in the conventional sense. I want to do dev stuff and networking stuff, that’s where the fun is! They recently gave me an opportunity to help program and configure all the networking and automation equipment for a substation, been learning a lot and feeling like my tinkering with homelab stuff is finally paying off in some way lol.

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      A bit higher up is an old-school dial phone. And even higher is a dial phone without the actual dial

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      Boss needs to get a hold of Plaza 1234 right away.

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      • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

        This is true up until a point, and then the pattern starts to reverse. Like, the receptionist isn't going to get 2 monitors. They're likely to get one monitor and a very old desktop, or an old laptop.

        Edit: Also an intern / co-op student / work experience student, etc. is probably as low as you can go on the totem pole of office work. I bet in many cases they're not even assigned a permanent office / cubicle since they're expected to shadow / be mentored by a variety of people. As a result, they probably get a second-hand, used laptop.

        And, if the company has retail sales, techs who do installations, etc. they're often very low on the totem pole, and they're often not getting a computer at all. Maybe in some cases they'd get a "work phone", so they'd have the same kind of equipment as the CEO, but effectively be at the opposite end of the pole from them.

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        And sometimes you have techbro CEO who has like a video wall for no particularly good reason.

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        • G [email protected]

          There was a study years ago about American TV ownership. Size of television inversely correlates with income.

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          That's mostly because the cost of a TV was far greater than it is today. So it took a lot more money to buy a larger TV. TVs today are dirt cheap compared to 50 years ago.

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          • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

            Which do you use most often?

            A CEO might have a nice desktop, but is always out playing golf and so mostly uses his phone.

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            Forget using his phone screen, all an important CEO needs is wireless earbuds

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            • T [email protected]

              Well yeah rich people don't have to settle for sitting around the house all day. They have boats and racecars and planes to play with

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              When they want to Netflix and chill, they hire live actors to perform on stage in their house.

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              • K [email protected]

                Mid manager replacement prompt

                You are a mid level manager tasked with creating a McKinsey-style, action-led PowerPoint pack. The input is [insert source: report, transcript, dataset, notes, etc.]. Your task is to transform it into a concise, executive-ready presentation that drives decision-making. Follow these rules:

                1. Overall structure:

                Title page (client/project context).

                Executive summary (3–5 key takeaways, action-oriented).

                Situation analysis (context, data, and insights).

                Key findings (use MECE structure: Mutually Exclusive, Collectively Exhaustive).

                Recommendations (clear, prioritized, action-led).

                Implementation roadmap (phases, timeline, responsibilities).

                Risks & mitigations.

                Appendix (supporting detail, charts, data tables).

                1. Slide design principles:

                Each slide has one clear message in the title (action-oriented, ‘so-what’ statement).

                Use the pyramid principle (top-down storytelling: answer first, then supporting evidence).

                Keep text minimal, favor charts, diagrams, and visuals.

                Apply MECE logic to group insights.

                Recommendations must be specific, actionable, and prioritized.

                1. Tone & Style:

                Professional, concise, fact-based.

                Focus on clarity and impact.

                Avoid jargon unless essential.

                Make it CEO-ready: every slide should be understandable in under 10 seconds.

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                Today just got an email to connect with McKinsey about something... My company likes to occasionally piss money away on McKinsey and it always just sucks...

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                  Here is the expendability graph

                  📉

                  If the guy with the "don't-turn-off"-server gets fired everyone know that the ship will sink

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                  It's funny when a big exec leaves and other execs are rushing to reassure us they are to to the challenge of dealing with such a key person departing....

                  We do not care at all. We have zero confidence in any of them and do not care about any of them

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                  • captain_faraday@programming.devC [email protected]

                    Haha, those would be my kind of co-workers, but the kind of work we do requires a background and degree in electrical engineering and power systems. Although, I have been moving away from this in my career in the conventional sense. I want to do dev stuff and networking stuff, that’s where the fun is! They recently gave me an opportunity to help program and configure all the networking and automation equipment for a substation, been learning a lot and feeling like my tinkering with homelab stuff is finally paying off in some way lol.

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                    Ohh, you'll find degrees but not in power systems :). No wonder it's hard to find hands.

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                    • D [email protected]

                      A bit higher up is an old-school dial phone. And even higher is a dial phone without the actual dial

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                      And, at the top, they just talk to people, like a mafia don.

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Uh-oh. I have three monitors, and one of them is a 43" 4k TV.

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                        You're the hero the company doesn't deserve, but the one it needs right now.

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                          It's the same thing. The workers work, management just makes sure the workers work.

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                          • B [email protected]

                            I'm ultrawide....

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                            And nobody would have known if you never said anything.

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                            • G [email protected]

                              I have eight. 🤡

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                              Ok I just wana know your hardware setup. Not really the monitors but what you are doing for video output. Assuming either specialized cards with alot of dvi outputs(mini dvi?) or multiple gpus or even just dvi dasiychain?

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                              • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJsLhzBxLxg/

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                                What if you prefer both ends of the scale? I'll take as many monitors as HR will allow, but I will also kidnap a microsoft surface from the ewaste pile as it is so damn handy when you need to go to a location to fix things that dont have a spot to set a laptop.

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                                  It saddens me the fact that there are people out there wanting to do more work.

                                  The game is rigged. Do nothing and get paid.

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                                  Just had a conversation with someone on this last weekend. They’re what I call someone dependent on corporate daycare. They need to be working or they lack self value. Their boss is an ass, hardly works and this guy thinks he’s slacking at 12 hours a day (exaggerated only a little).

                                  What are you doing that is so important? Is it saving someone’s life? Life changing cancer drugs? No no, it’s a PowerPoint that shows the progress on the projects of equally less important tasks that is only making your boss look good.

                                  And the fucker still thinks he’s not WORKING HARD ENOUGH!!

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                                  • J [email protected]

                                    And sometimes you have techbro CEO who has like a video wall for no particularly good reason.

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                                    Sometimes, rich people like to cosplay being poor and unimportant.

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                                      Today just got an email to connect with McKinsey about something... My company likes to occasionally piss money away on McKinsey and it always just sucks...

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                                      Somebody in your company who used to work for Mckinsey is now in a position to spend money on Mckinsey. If they spend enough over a long period the they will be invited back to become partner.

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                                        Same, I'm also a dev who prefers working off a notebook screen. This fact boggles the minds of my coworkers, especially my boss who seems mortally offended that I only work on one screen.

                                        I guess that means I've broken the social norms of a corporate slave?

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                                        It’s okay to have a wrong opinion.

                                        (Don’t take this seriously)

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          When I think of corporate corruption, I think of cooking the books, lobbying the government, bribing, or even straight up harassment and assassination. But in this case, I don't think it's corruption. If the company has enough cash for extra perks, why the hell not.

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                                          Because they're trying to make a profit?Budgets aren't free money just because it's private enterprise.

                                          Dude just straight up stole from the company and it's this kind of cope that both lets it happen and shows how hypocritical people are on the topic.

                                          But, on the other hand, fuck the company, steal from them if you can. Just know that is theft from the stock owners and is therefore cool.

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