The solution to many problems
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Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?
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All this woke ass anti cigarette shit! Y'all have obviously never enjoyed a cup of coffee and a smoke on a still summer morn. A post coital puff as your lover plays her fingers through your chest hair like smoke on the water. Good lord I miss cigarettes!
But seriously never smoke, it smells terrible, will ruin your health, and is an all around terrible proposition.
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I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
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I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.
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When I was a teenager in the 90s, I once dated someone whom I thought otherwise to be a smart and collected girl.
Then I watched her and her friend rummage the side streets for half smoked cigarette butts that people had disposed of out their car windows. The bliss in their eyes when they lit up a half smoked one.
Looking through the eyes of an adult now, it makes me wonder why I continued to try and strike a habit myself over the next 2 years. Fortunate for me, it never seemed like my drug of choice, though I did find others.
Being addicted to anything will make you realize just how fragile “giving a shit” really is.
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So if he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.
Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.
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this also applies to (some) bombs
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I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the "smoke shack" in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.
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I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.
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When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.
Poor Nic (a teen):
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I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of "all the extra shit they put in there", and smokes a pack a week.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)
But seriously, the one thing I'm proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!
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Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.
"Failure to Stop" drill.
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I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)
But seriously, the one thing I'm proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!
Same.
But whooooo damn do I occasionally miss having a smoke.
I've not smoked for more years than I smoked at this point, but the habit is in me. My brain only remembers the good parts.
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My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of "all the extra shit they put in there", and smokes a pack a week.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Your work buddy isn't wrong with that tbh
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Nearly all of my family smokes, and I fucking hate it. There were countless times, as far as I can remember, when I tried to do something with my dad, it was nice for a while, then he goes for a 'quick smoke' and stays there forever.
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All this woke ass anti cigarette shit! Y'all have obviously never enjoyed a cup of coffee and a smoke on a still summer morn. A post coital puff as your lover plays her fingers through your chest hair like smoke on the water. Good lord I miss cigarettes!
But seriously never smoke, it smells terrible, will ruin your health, and is an all around terrible proposition.
Yeah, it was fun for a while. The good thing is, so many people stopped smoking in the last few years, that smoking stopped to be this special social thing.
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I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.
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This would work better than cancer warnings on cigarette packs.
