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  • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

    Gives you more lung space to inhale your own farts!

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    Even our farts smell better when you don't smoke.

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      You shouldn't express your suicidal ideations in public. It's dangerous for other people. If someone feels bad for you and tries to help you avoid living longer without smoking, they could get in lots of trouble. You're playing with fire.

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      I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Could you explain what you mean?

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        I can relate.

        I never got as bad as my father, who used a lighter once a day and lit the rest of them off of the last one.

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        I smoke about a half a pack a day and feel like a dick for it. I'd like to quit, but i don't want to.

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          I roll my own. Cheap as hell, but I wish I could stop. I’d lose my goddamn mind if I did.

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          I tried that but I ruined so many clothes because it ashed on me I went back to pre rolls

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            I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Could you explain what you mean?

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            There are a lot of people on this website who believe in the right to die and would feel bad, seeing you suffering like this. They'd want to talk about your right to die with you. But they could get in trouble for that, because the pro-life people see that as encouraging suicide. You're putting the pro-choice people in the difficult position of choosing whether to try to help you, or look after themselves.

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              If I quit, I might live longer. Life is hell.

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              A fellow meseeks

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                I would like to submit exhibit A in to evidence your honor

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  Just imagine the savings of smoking

                  Alternatively

                  Imagine the savings of NOT smoking!

                  It's a win win whatever side you choose!

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                    Just one nail of many in my mom's coffin

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                      Meanwhile idiots like me ended up vaping all day long and when I went back to cigarettes my tolerance was through the roof and I smoked more than I ever did.

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                      Gotta taper the nicotine down, even if you vape like a chimney out of habit, that way when you do try a cigarette again the nicotine is overpowering and gross

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                      • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        I tried that but I ruined so many clothes because it ashed on me I went back to pre rolls

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                        You gotta get longer cut tobacco and a scale to keep it consistent.

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                          I live alone and actively wish I could die. I'm not hurting anyone but myself.

                          I am glad that it's not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.

                          Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

                          Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it's extremely difficult to quit.

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                          In shitty times like that you gotta have all the fun you can ehehe 🙂 hope you'll get better friend!

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                            If I quit, I might live longer. Life is hell.

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                            same. I'm not quite at the point of suicide yet but I definitely don't need to live into my goddamn 80's 50's. not here, not now.

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                              There are a lot of people on this website who believe in the right to die and would feel bad, seeing you suffering like this. They'd want to talk about your right to die with you. But they could get in trouble for that, because the pro-life people see that as encouraging suicide. You're putting the pro-choice people in the difficult position of choosing whether to try to help you, or look after themselves.

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                              How exactly would they "Get in trouble"? Are we talking like bans or something?

                              For the record if anyone is in that position, I encourage you to PM me and we could talk there. I certainly don't want to cause problems for anyone.

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                                This is a bit disingenuous. When listed like that on food it's because all of those were added in individually to create an ultra processed amalgamation resembling food. Otherwise ingredients would just say bannana.

                                Processed foods have been clinically shown to be harmful to us. Bannanas seem to be okay

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                                I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk

                                But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you

                                Either that or I'm just being European, idk

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                                  There are a lot of people on this website who believe in the right to die and would feel bad, seeing you suffering like this. They'd want to talk about your right to die with you. But they could get in trouble for that, because the pro-life people see that as encouraging suicide. You're putting the pro-choice people in the difficult position of choosing whether to try to help you, or look after themselves.

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                                  I feel like this is you fighting phantoms. I highly doubt anyone would want to actively help someone die instead like, referring them to a psychologist or therapist or something

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                                    I guess it still leaves store-bought bread out I guess. Or yoghurt. Or milk

                                    But nah, I really do think it's extreme. Pre-made food isn't bad for you

                                    Either that or I'm just being European, idk

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                                    I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though.

                                    Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane

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                                      I think there's a difference between prepared food and processed food. It can be a blurry line though.

                                      Maybe it is just being European though. American food standards are trash. The stuff allowed in our food is insane

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                                      I wouldn't call bread or yoghurt prepared instead of processed personally though, they've been through multiple chemical and biological processes.

                                      Ultra processes foods is something that tends to be more appropriate I think. That's stuff like chips or fast food. Though even that I consider fine to eat in moderation, and I, personally, do. Though I agree it would be better if I completely cut those out. I just tend to eat a lot of pre-made foods due to disability reasons (frozen pizzas, pastas, and the like)

                                      But yeah, I do know that the US has some very lax food laws unfortunately. So maybe that is a big part of the difference

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                                        I can relate.

                                        I never got as bad as my father, who used a lighter once a day and lit the rest of them off of the last one.

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                                        Holy shit lmao your dad was trying to be the CEO of smoking

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                                          There are a lot of people on this website who believe in the right to die and would feel bad, seeing you suffering like this. They'd want to talk about your right to die with you. But they could get in trouble for that, because the pro-life people see that as encouraging suicide. You're putting the pro-choice people in the difficult position of choosing whether to try to help you, or look after themselves.

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                                          Isn't it better to give people a reason to not die, instead of like, killing people?

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