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    So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

    The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

    I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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      So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

      The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

      I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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      So do you work for Spotify or Zoom?

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        So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

        The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

        I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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        Cron job that evals some base64 encoded string which is actually downloading a script from a personal GitHub repo of an IT guy who left...

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          So do you work for Spotify or Zoom?

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          Probably DeepSeek.

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            Cron job that evals some base64 encoded string which is actually downloading a script from a personal GitHub repo of an IT guy who left...

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            And just started cleaning up their GitHub account…

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