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I saw what you did there

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  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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    As an EMT, we call this job security.

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        https://youtu.be/Mmrs9GYkbqg?t=6s

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          if they didn't want it to be used like this, why is it bucket sized?

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            I can think of five reasons you shouldn't do this.

            Whoops now I can only think of 4.

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            1000001949

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              how do you turn it on

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              you plug it in.

              I remember going to work with my father. he was in construction and I was the bitch. "go get this" "go do that" kind of stuff.

              one day one if the guys hands me a black cord and says to plug it in. so I do.

              black cord was connected to a circular saw which had the guard and trigger ziptied open/on. it was laying on the floor and took off like a bat out of hell.

              before I knew what the fuck was happening it was clear across the other side of the house and just zipped off the edge and unplugged itself.

              the guys all stood around laughing, bent over even.

              good times.

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              • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Don't forget a second bucket for all the blood.

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                No that just goes in the botyomof the first one. With the sawdust for easy cleanup!

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                  The dust ejector would be pointed mostly into this bucket so the blood would too. Until you ran off waving your new stump around anyway.

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                  So you wont have enough fingers to hold new bucket. Pointless.

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                    The bucket serves a dual function by also capturing the bloody mess when that is inevitably needed.

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                      Toes 😏

                      ::: spoiler .
                      Sorry.
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                      I'm not an alligator, but I don't know what I'd do if someone gave me the middle toe

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