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Why aren't you creating more workers??

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    Auto-insemination?

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    Full auto.

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      Like yuppies was a play on hippies except it stood for Young Urban Professional

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      My favourite was WASP

      White Anglo Saxon Protestant

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        Frames like that are excellent birth control.

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          Not disagreeing with your point, but women can have children until menopause. It gets riskier and harder but not as much as most people commonly believe. "Biological clock" is a largely made up concept.

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          Isn't menopause the clock?

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            Currently, in the US there are States were you can get an abortion and States were you cant. So, if you have an unplanned pregnancy you are kind of fucked.

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            Oh yeah I forgot about that, that is messed up, I hope this period of madness ends soon and we can get some normalcy back

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              Isn't menopause the clock?

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              Pretty sure when people use that term they're not thinking "I can usually have a baby at 55".

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                Frames like that are excellent birth control.

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                idk im kinda into it

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                  The proliferation of unathorized opinions is threatening democracy! Doubleplus ungood.

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                  UK is already on it, lock up anyone for speaking about pantomime action.

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                    Full auto.

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                    Hey, no full auto in the womb bro.

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                      This raises birth rates

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                      !lemmysilver

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                        I was born with a penis but Luigi Mangione activated my ovaries

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                        Free estrogen!

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                          UK is already on it, lock up anyone for speaking about pantomime action.

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                          The UK is just ahead of the curve

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                            im not spending a fortune to raise a child when i can barely afford eggs

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                            The math has changed.

                            100 years ago, you'd get kids so you can afford eggs.

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                              Not disagreeing with your point, but women can have children until menopause. It gets riskier and harder but not as much as most people commonly believe. "Biological clock" is a largely made up concept.

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                              The biological clock exists, and it is real. But it ends at a time where no reasonable person should seriously consider having a first child.

                              For most women menopause starts around 45 and the last period happens around 49-55. That's the hard limit.

                              Between 30-45 having kids is most often possible, though it's getting more difficult and the chance for things like trisomy 21 is increasing exponentially with increasing age.

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                                Oh yeah I forgot about that, that is messed up, I hope this period of madness ends soon and we can get some normalcy back

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                                If they are following the usual timeline, that's another 4 years until a world war, and then another 6 years until someone drops a bomb and ends everything.

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                                  Frames like that are excellent birth control.

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                                  Nah, those frames are awesome.

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                                    I love this person's glasses.

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                                      Capitalist Corporations: .... hmmmm .... I guess there's no choice .... artificial human breeding it is!

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                                      The robots are coming for our women. šŸ¤–šŸ˜³

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                                        I don't want to bring kids in this world that will inevitably grow up with a father when I take out all my frustration and grievances on members of the ruling class.

                                        They're gonna wish I used a guillotine.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          I'm trying to get pregnant, but it's kinda hard when you're a guy. I won't stop trying, tho. 🫔

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                                          Arnold Schwarzenegger did it, so can you šŸ‘

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