Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
209 Posts 150 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • C [email protected]

    As someone in the PNW, there is not much you can do if you don’t bring the dang thing indoors that won’t leave the thing a pile of rust in 5 years.

    I am trying with a specific form of stainless to see if it makes a difference.

    I This user is from outside of this forum
    I This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #140

    Nah, just give it the rattle can and paint it every now and then. "Once dor dust, twice for rust."

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • C [email protected]

      As someone in the PNW, there is not much you can do if you don’t bring the dang thing indoors that won’t leave the thing a pile of rust in 5 years.

      I am trying with a specific form of stainless to see if it makes a difference.

      M This user is from outside of this forum
      M This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #141

      I see, yes i also have a stainless steel one, which is outdoors all year. Good luck, i suspect you might have just solved your "grill consumption" 🙂

      1 Reply Last reply
      1
      • G [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        nutwrench@lemmy.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
        nutwrench@lemmy.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #142

        But supposed they invented a whole new kind of meat and your grill wasn't ready to deal with it? How would you feel then? Pretty darn silly, that's how!

        1 Reply Last reply
        7
        • G [email protected]
          This post did not contain any content.
          reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
          reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #143

          I have a friend who's really big in to smoking meats for hours and hours and days at a time. He loves this kind of thing because he can monitor the smoker without physically being in front of it.

          I think he's crazy af for involving the damned internet in it but I guess it is what it is when you're "cooking" something for 9 hours.

          1 Reply Last reply
          5
          • W [email protected]

            There was a silly little movie in the 80's called "Maximum Overdrive", written and directed by Stephen King.

            In it Aliens somehow cause machines to 'turn' on human beings and attack us.

            They could remake that movie now but instead of Aliens causing the machines to attack people, it could be malicious 'hackers' that do it, and it would be more believable that the original film.

            icastfist@programming.devI This user is from outside of this forum
            icastfist@programming.devI This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #144

            The plot that kicks off Battlestar Galactica (2004) happens because pretty much everything uses wireless communications, including most systems within the space ships

            1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • G [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              H This user is from outside of this forum
              H This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #145

              That's a really nice grill you got there...

              1 Reply Last reply
              2
              • C [email protected]

                As someone in the PNW, there is not much you can do if you don’t bring the dang thing indoors that won’t leave the thing a pile of rust in 5 years.

                I am trying with a specific form of stainless to see if it makes a difference.

                blujan@sopuli.xyzB This user is from outside of this forum
                blujan@sopuli.xyzB This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #146

                Have you tried ceramic? I don't know if it makes sense but just a doubt

                J 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • G [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by [email protected]
                  #147

                  The nosy kind. Seriously though, I'll stick with my old obsolete brinkmann

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • B [email protected]

                    With cooking normal beats all.

                    Gas, coal > electric shit

                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #148

                    eh, induction stoves are nice.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    5
                    • G [email protected]
                      This post did not contain any content.
                      samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS This user is from outside of this forum
                      samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #149

                      B H 2 Replies Last reply
                      9
                      • T [email protected]

                        we love Z-Wave, ZigBee and Tinkerers products with Wifi

                        muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksM This user is from outside of this forum
                        muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksM This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #150

                        Matter is fine too. It’s off the cloud. MQTT is great but generally not exposed directly to the consumer.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • B [email protected]

                          Seems like we shouldn't encourage people to live in locations where being outside for 6 months of the year is hazardous

                          C This user is from outside of this forum
                          C This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #151

                          Not everyone can live in California wine country.

                          Most people live where it gets either dangerously hot or dangerously cold for large portions of the year.

                          B 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • T [email protected]

                            I have a Masterbuilt that has optional firmware updates sometimes, nothing mandatory and certainly nothing automatic. It's a gravity fed charcoal grill that works like a computer controlled forced air rocket stove. Gets up to 700 degs from cold in 10 mins if I want or hold 225 for the rest of time as long as I keep feeding charcoal into the hopper and emptying the ash bin. The computer is adding actual value.

                            No soggy pellets, no weird feeding issues, the biggest problem I've had with it was the hatch sensors all going out over time, but once I jumped the circuit past them it worked fine again to this very day, going on six years now.

                            C This user is from outside of this forum
                            C This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #152

                            which minecraft mod is that?

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • G [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              this@sh.itjust.worksT This user is from outside of this forum
                              this@sh.itjust.worksT This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #153

                              Probably a security update to try and keep it from being part of a botnet maybe? What would work better though is never connecting it to a network or even better, just don't make it smart for no dam reason, lol.

                              C 1 Reply Last reply
                              8
                              • blujan@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                Have you tried ceramic? I don't know if it makes sense but just a doubt

                                J This user is from outside of this forum
                                J This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #154

                                Someone will knock it over at some point within five years turning it into a sad jigsaw puzzle.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                3
                                • W [email protected]

                                  There was a silly little movie in the 80's called "Maximum Overdrive", written and directed by Stephen King.

                                  In it Aliens somehow cause machines to 'turn' on human beings and attack us.

                                  They could remake that movie now but instead of Aliens causing the machines to attack people, it could be malicious 'hackers' that do it, and it would be more believable that the original film.

                                  J This user is from outside of this forum
                                  J This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #155

                                  Oh, so like Die Hard 4.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Not everyone can live in California wine country.

                                    Most people live where it gets either dangerously hot or dangerously cold for large portions of the year.

                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #156

                                    It's dangerously cold for maybe 10 days during the 3 months of winter where i live (temperaturs below 20F). Far from the 3 months of temperatures that never drop below 95 degrees in Texas. The Midwest, the Rockies, Pacific Northwest, and mid to north Atlantic of the US are all well within normal human habitation ranges.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • zmonster@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                      Have tons of devices that can connect to the Internet. Apparently I'm the only one here resourceful enough to not connect them

                                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                                      J This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #157

                                      I'd rather not reward manufacturers that include that just to raise the price and track and sell your data with my money.

                                      zmonster@lemmy.worldZ 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • B [email protected]

                                        While I agree that real charcoal is superior in every way, a good grill and the person running it needs to be able to control the temperature while cooking. It might be just fine to burn those hot dogs or hamburger patties, but if I want to roast a potato or an onion, I need to be able to control the heat to something less than the surface of the sun.

                                        J This user is from outside of this forum
                                        J This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #158

                                        If you don't know how to control the temp on a cheap charcoal grill, that's fine, but don't pretend it can't be done.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • anitaamandahuginskis@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                          I'm an IT nerd but they could not pay me to buy a grill that requires software updates. What a bunch of nonsense.

                                          T This user is from outside of this forum
                                          T This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #159

                                          I'm an IT guy, if my printer made a noise I don't recognise I'd shoot it.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          3
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups