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What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

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    It's a smoker with wireless controls

    Instead of having to keep checking on it for several hours, an app on your phone will show the temperature and allow temperature adjustments online

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      It's a smoker with wireless controls

      Instead of having to keep checking on it for several hours, an app on your phone will show the temperature and allow temperature adjustments online

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      ok but why aren't you outside with a beer..pretty sure that's a part of the meat smokers law

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        It's a smoker with wireless controls

        Instead of having to keep checking on it for several hours, an app on your phone will show the temperature and allow temperature adjustments online

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        OK, that seems smart. But why would it need updates? Been in IT 30-years, I get updates, but something that simple should have been hammered out before it left the factory.

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          I have a Traeger and saved $200 because it was the model without WiFi.

          I made a delicious turkey breast on Independence Day

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          Are you live from your backyard where you're smoking meats?

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            It's a smoker with wireless controls

            Instead of having to keep checking on it for several hours, an app on your phone will show the temperature and allow temperature adjustments online

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            BS. They update that expensive crap because it's full of security holes.

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            • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              I have a Traeger and saved $200 because it was the model without WiFi.

              I made a delicious turkey breast on Independence Day

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              Jokes on you when they invent a new kind of meat your grill can’t cook

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                I wonder how long it takes for the firmware update to take place. A few minutes? An hour?

                I recognize the community I’m in rn. Just curious about how long it actually takes. I doubt it takes very long, or happens very often.

                In a similar vein was the location of the charging port on the Apple mouse. Sure it seems asinine, but you only charge it like once a month, so it really isn’t an actual issue. It was just an excuse to hate on Apple products.

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                  ok but why aren't you outside with a beer..pretty sure that's a part of the meat smokers law

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                  Funny enough that's what I'm doing now, then my cousin leans over with his phone to show me his brisket is sitting right at 225

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                    It's a smoker with wireless controls

                    Instead of having to keep checking on it for several hours, an app on your phone will show the temperature and allow temperature adjustments online

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                    You can also just get a normal smoker and a wireless thermometer that works with RF, which has a range of like 700-1000ft, and while it has some theoretical security flaws it results in a situation that is infinitely more secure than a WiFi/app situation. Even if someone bothered to sniff the rf traffic what are they going to do, see the temperature of your brisket? Oh no

                    Additionally this way the smoker is basically invincible because it’s not digital and as long as you don’t let it rust out it will last forever. If you somehow break the thermometer it’s like $30 to replace but I guarantee you can find models that are somewhat repairable and have user replaceable batteries, which guarantee this thing doesn’t

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                      Are you live from your backyard where you're smoking meats?

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                      Nah, I’ve got a Bluetooth thermometer so I can track it while I play video games

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                        Jokes on you when they invent a new kind of meat your grill can’t cook

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                        It can do bread and the best tasting broccoli and Brussels sprouts you’ve ever had

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                          You can also just get a normal smoker and a wireless thermometer that works with RF, which has a range of like 700-1000ft, and while it has some theoretical security flaws it results in a situation that is infinitely more secure than a WiFi/app situation. Even if someone bothered to sniff the rf traffic what are they going to do, see the temperature of your brisket? Oh no

                          Additionally this way the smoker is basically invincible because it’s not digital and as long as you don’t let it rust out it will last forever. If you somehow break the thermometer it’s like $30 to replace but I guarantee you can find models that are somewhat repairable and have user replaceable batteries, which guarantee this thing doesn’t

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                          The perfect brisket heist.

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                            I will never own a grill that has to connect to wifi. In fact, I actively avoid any appliance that adds unnecessary IOT functionality.

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                              It can do bread and the best tasting broccoli and Brussels sprouts you’ve ever had

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                              Are you seriously taking the risk of brussels sprouts with outdated firmware?

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                                Jokes on you when they invent a new kind of meat your grill can’t cook

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                                DRM Ribs. The Salmonella will not die until you pay for Traeger's $19 a month subscription

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                                  ok but why aren't you outside with a beer..pretty sure that's a part of the meat smokers law

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                                  Because I live in Texas and being outside in the summer for extended periods is dangerous.

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                                    Jokes on you when they invent a new kind of meat your grill can’t cook

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                                    raw shrimp on a grill staying completely uncooked next to grilled chicken and steak because you don't have the DRM for SeaPak©️ shrimp (photorealistic, art station, comedy, vivid)

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                                      Ah hell yes. Fire 2.0 finally dropped.

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                                        ok but why aren't you outside with a beer..pretty sure that's a part of the meat smokers law

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                                        I mean that's what I do when it's something small, but when it's something that takes 10+ hours, that's a lot of beer and standing.

                                        Though right now I just have an alarm to check it every half hour. Considering wiring up something with an arduino and appifying my meat without any proprietary tech.

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                                          OK, that seems smart. But why would it need updates? Been in IT 30-years, I get updates, but something that simple should have been hammered out before it left the factory.

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                                          It's because of the reliance on hundreds of thousands of third party web dependencies that are constantly updating and constantly getting security patches (and introducing vulnerabilities)

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